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November 5, 2004

Bargaining

Stage 3: Bargaining

Stages of Grief
Bargaining can either be with ourselves or if you are religious with your god. Often we will offer something to try to take away the reality of what has happened. We may try to make a deal, to restore our loss as it was before the tragic event occurred. It is only human to want thing as they were before.

There were too many strange goings-on in the past election, and even though Kerry has conceded, we have to endeavor to fight to open up the possibility that Bush cheated. Why did the exit polls in so many states show such different results than the actual voting? Ohio traditionally “trashes” a certain percentage of their ballots, Florida's voting machines were programmed by a company with strong GOP ties.

Get the lawyers up in arms! How many signatures does it take to recall the president? We can get enough of them! I only, personally, need to work harder this time to convince more people they've been bamboozled!

Of course, there's always the alternative of all of us moving to Blue states and then forming the real United States of America. We could boot the red states out of DC (because DC is blue) then send our own Congress and declare Bush the loser! Of course, we'd have to take a small part of northern Virginia, too so that the Pentagon stays in the “Proper” United States. If Taiwan can do it, so can we!

Posted by Bastique at November 5, 2004 10:27 AM

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